Who's got a neck just like an ostrich? Barbie!

I remember wishing to be like Barbie when I was growing up. What a freak of nature I would have been! Well, here's to all the selfconscious crap one small doll put my average teenaged body through.

The New Barbie Line

Don't tell my six-year-old daughter, but I can't stand Barbie! Don't forget to check out "Intern Barbie's" photo.

Barbie's Letter To Santa

I can't say that I blame her for this one. Matter of fact, she might have just won back some self-respect.

I make no claims to the writing of this material. If by chance it is my own work I will be listed in the credits just as other authors. A few were e-mailed directly to me and others were found in newsgroups or e-mail discussion groups. If you are the person who wrote the above material, and your name is not already listed with the credit, please e-mail me and I'll be happy to grant you authorship.

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