Technological Ha-Ha

I guess when you work on computers, enjoy the Internet and try to be the best geek you can be, a few jokes are going to come your way. Here are just a few I've selected to share:

A Guide to Software Revision Codes: You buy a software package only to have an update/revision a month later. But, do you know why?
Dr. Seuss explains computers: What could be easier to understand. Right?
Glossary of Computer Terms: Finally a glossary for the rest of us! Never let anyone techno-babble you again.
More Computer Terms: Just when you thought it was safe to click, here are some more for the masses.
Proper Usenet Etiquette: I wish I would have written this list!
An E-Mail Template: Well, actually it is new to this page, but it has been floating around the net for some time. If you don't have a copy, be sure to grab one.
What the 95 in Win95 might mean: Yeah, it's been around awhile, but it is still worth a laugh.
Signs of Net Addiction: If it is 3 a.m. and your eyes resemble pixels, you can probably skip this one.
What if MicroSoft made cars?: You know this one is gonna be good.
Proper disc usage: To the newbies: It is a joke and should not be taken as real information. (Geez... if I get one more e-mail from someone who takes this one literally...)
Operating Systems as Airlines: Would you like to fly DOS Air?
HTML Extensions not making the grade: Yes, we could have used some of them.
Virus Alert!: This is a must see for everyone on the Internet. I believe this list started from about three viruses and has grown as people throughout the world keep adding.
25 Ways to Scare Folks In Computer Lab: I read this list and about fell out of my chair... I just kept having visions of Jim Carey for some reason.
Politically Correct UNIX: It was bound to happen sooner or later... that damn "man" command....

I make no claims to the writing of this material. If by chance it is my own work I will be listed in the credits just as other authors. A few were e-mailed directly to me and others were found in newsgroups or e-mail discussion groups. If you are the person who wrote the above material, and your name is not already listed with the credit, please e-mail me and I'll be happy to grant you authorship.

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