They just don't belong!

Maybe one day I'll get motivated enough to dream up some more categories, but not today. Here are a few jokes and words of wisdom.


America's Secret Weapon - Women! [NEW!]
You have to admit, we'd make a formidable foe!
Note to the Taliban [NEW!]
Nothing - absolutely nothing - would scare them more.
Why Kids Shouldn't Play With Markers [NEW!]
Well, a picture is worth 1,000 words.
Only in America!  
This really isn't a joke. It's an actual news story as reported by Reuters, but you've got to admire the humor none-the-less.
A Lesson in Counting  
I love this joke! I have to, of course, because it pokes fun at Oklahoma's neighbor.
Confucius say...
Do yourself a favor and don't try to drink anything while reading these lest it come out your nose.
Signs Posted Around the Globe
These aren't your typical 'watch for pedestrians'
Explaination of Men  
They drive us crazy, but finally a man explains why guys do those things.
Good Things About Poking Your Eye Out With A Staple
Yeah, it is so silly it is funny. :-) Again, my sense of humor rises to its peak.
Say What?!?!
This list is something you will want to look at before making any trips abroad.
Women's Instruction Booklet  
Sometimes we forget the basics.
Thoughts to get you through most any crisis
One of the Rockwell croonies put this one together.
Things that make you go "hmmmm"  
Since I like dry humor, these really had me rolling.
A Few Time-Honored Truths  
Probably not the ones we hold to be self-evident.

I make no claims to the writing of this material. If by chance it is my own work I will be listed in the credits just as other authors. A few were e-mailed directly to me and others were found in newsgroups or e-mail discussion groups. If you are the person who wrote the above material, and your name is not already listed with the credit, please e-mail me and I'll be happy to grant you authorship.


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