More Euphemisms for
Man's Favorite Sport
- Stirring with the Skin Ladle
- Waxing the Dolphin
- Making the Puppet Spit
- Giving Yourself a Hand
- Making the Sound of One Hand Clapping
- Giving Yourself a High Hard One
- Priming the Pump
- Whipping Yourself into a Frenzy
- Pulling the Pud
- Doing One-Handed Pull Ups
- Wringing Out the Old
- Making Soup for One
- Getting a Handle on the Situation
- Squeezing off a Round
- Playing SlopScotch
- Charming the Trouser Snake
- Making a Mess of Things
- Answering the Bone-a-Phone
- Adjusting the Vertical Hold
- Getting a Grip on Things
- Doing the Five-Knuckle Shuffle
- Palming the Top Card
- Purging the System
- Playing Solitaire
- Making the Cream Rise to the Top
- Just Add Water, Make Your Own Sauce
- Doing a Load by Hand
- Getting the Upper Hand
- Pulling the Porpoise
- Riding the One Handed Bicycle
- Taking a Solo on the Skin Flute
- Cramming for Finals
- Hitting the Jizm Trail
- Firing a Protein Torpedo
- Slip Sliding Away
- Marching to the Beat of a Different Drummer
- Aiming for the Stars
- Milking It for all It's Worth
- Stroking the Pony
- Taking a Shot in the Dark
- Gland Handling
- I Wanna Hold My Gland
- Going for the Gold
- Taming the Trouser Shrew
- Wrestling Willie
- Teasing the Wonder Worm
- Polishing the Purple-Helmeted Love Warrior
- Lettin' Ol' Sniffer out for a Run
- Making the Swelling Go Down
- Pleasing the Throbber
- Heading Yourself Off at the Pass
- Bringing it on Home
- Cramping Your Style
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