The Smut Jokes

I'm really not a bad person - really! I do, however, enjoy what some people might term as offensive material. This does not mean that I happily share such material with my daughter. By that same token, I would recommend that only people of legal age view this material. All this legal stuff being said, here are a few sexual/offensive/dirty jokes which have hit my mailbox:

Taliban/Osama Thoughts From Late Night New!
Leave it up to our Late Night talk show hosts to give us something to laugh about.
Christmas With Louise New!
Nope, this isn't your traditional, sappy Christmas story.
The John Wayne Bobbitt Song
Yes, you know what this is... but go look anyway!
Oops!
Even trying to follow your doctor's orders can get you into trouble!
Quick Comebacks
For any woman who deserves (or just plain desires) a peaceful night on the town.
101 Things You Should NOT Say During Sex
You should not say any of these, unless you are looking to end the date at that very moment. Actually, there were times in my life when a few of these might have come in handy.
His and Her Perfect Days
You'll just have to go see for yourself!
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
I always knew there was some type of mystic bond between women and chocolate. Now I know why!
Other Terms for Men's Favorite Pastime
I had no idea that there were so many names for it!
Dr. Suess Purity Test
You've probably seen the real one, but this one is much more fun!
Office Memo
Need some help with your office mannerisms? This is for you!
75 Reasons Why Women Shouldn't Be Allowed Free Speech
This list was written by four Cornell students who circulated the joke along with their e-mail addresses at the top. I received the list from a feminist activist group who not only wanted me to e-mail the students and their administration regarding this list, but to also write down the fellows names so that they would "never hold a public office in this country".

I make no claims to the writing of this material. If by chance it is my own work I will be listed in the credits just as other authors. A few were e-mailed directly to me and others were found in newsgroups or e-mail discussion groups. If you are the person who wrote the above material, and your name is not already listed with the credit, please e-mail me and I'll be happy to grant you authorship.


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