Tickling The Family Tree

I guess I never really knew that I had an accent until someone else told me. To their statement I replied, "But ure th' un that tawks foony." Needless to say, moving to Iowa has been quite an experience. Must everyone has been right friendly and has e-mailed me some laughs concerning my southern roots - less I become too homesick.

Growing Up in a Small Town

Those of you who grew up in a small town will laugh when you read this. Those of you who didn't will be in disbelief ... but trust me, there is a lot of truth to these.

Redneck Cruise Ship

You're just gonna have to look fer yerself.

Things You Would Never Hear A Southerner Say  

Perhaps it is because of my proud ancestry, but people just tend to think that I need to know every Southern joke out there.

Samples from a Southern Dictionary  

This is for the Yanks who have trouble understanding me.

The Redneck Test

Yes, I'm one, but I didn't come to that conclusion just by my answers to this test.

If Bill Gates was from the the South...  

Personally, I think he is a closet hillbilly. "Well the next thing you know ole Bill's a millionaire, swappin' and a stealin' like he didn't have a care..."

I make no claims to the writing of this material. If by chance it is my own work I will be listed in the credits just as other authors. A few were e-mailed directly to me and others were found in newsgroups or e-mail discussion groups. If you are the person who wrote the above material, and your name is not already listed with the credit, please e-mail me and I'll be happy to grant you authorship.